My math teacher sent this to the math group chat (read d/m/y)
fucking superb
I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally
adhd is: this is my collection of hobbies im gonna do someday.. and over here is my collection of hobbies i started and im gonna get back to… and over here is my collection of hobbies im doing right now…
Blues Brothers Discord server
We made a SFW Blues Brothers Discord server if anyone would like to join
Posted the wrong link on here earlier
I’m so sorry
My bf told me that I laugh almost every night in my sleep and I also slap him and deliver swift kicks regularly. Apparently I also put my fingers in his mouth but honey that’s all part of the package ❤️
My bf: goodnight baby I lo-
Me entering rem sleep:
translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”
This is too adorable
reblog if you’re gay and love broadway
NO. I’m reblogging this post to advertise root beer now
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If any of you fuckers report me for spam I will kill you with a brick!!!
How to make a green pumpkin 紫砂壶 zishahu (Chinese boccaro teapot/ Yixing clay teapot)
cr: 利休手作
If I was going to put the Horrible Goose in a D&D game, I wouldn’t make it some big high-CR threat – it’d just be a regular goose that’s capable of regular goose stuff, with three significant exceptions:
1. It can show up anywhere, even if there’s no reasonable way for it to have gotten there.
2. It seems to have limited ontological inertia. If the players imprison it, it vanishes from its prison when they’re not looking. If they kill it, another goose shows up eventually. It’d be impossible to prove that it’s always the same goose, save for the third notable trait…
3. …namely, that it doesn’t show up in divinations. Like, at all. Predictions don’t take it into account. Scrying on its location reveals an empty room. Spells that would detect it or read its mind act like there’s no valid target present. If the cleric communes with their god and asks about it, their god has no idea what the cleric is talking about. It might take some doing to arrange for the players to become aware of this property, so don’t force it – the opportunity will arise!
There we go. No goofy boss monster tricks, yet it’s guaranteed to drive your players nuts – not even by harassing them, necessarily, but just by existing as they try to figure out what it means, particularly once they learn of the third trait discussed above.
